If Villains Wrote Valentines…

Funny | January 29, 2021

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Who doesn’t love Valentine’s Day? Passing out candy and cards to all your friends, it’s a holiday of pure enjoyment. Unless you’re a book villain…

Here’s what happens when some of our favorites literary villains try to write Valentines…


1. Count Olaf, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Talk about unfortunate…we certainly feel bad for whoever receives this in the mail!


2. The White Witch, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe

We don’t recommend eating that Turkish delight.


3. The School Master, The School for Good and Evil 

Somebody look up the definition of “fairytale” for this guy. We think he might have it confused with “nightmare.”


4. Miss Trunchbull, Matilda

We’d rather spend the afternoon in the chokey than with Miss Trunchbull!




Who are some of your favorite villains?

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